The movie studios are really going nuts over this whole Internet piracy issue. I’ve had easier times getting onto international flights than I did getting into an advance screening of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen last night. They were practically conducting strip-searches at the theater entrance. And this movie opens in two freakin’ days! There won’t be any damn security then – you’ll be able to walk into any matinee showing with a camera crew if you want. These people are nuts. I feel like I should automatically deduct a letter grade in my review, but the movie was bad enough that that won’t be necessary.

On another topic: Shittin’ nickels.