While I’m stealing ideas from my fellow bloggists, here are some golden nuggets from the glory days of Internet Time Wastage:

You might remember me from such movies as…

Angels in the Outhouse
Bend It Like Borgnine
2 Dinners 2 Andre
Monkey Monastery 3-D
Under the Cherry Moonshine
Werewolves of Amarillo
The Six Million Dollar Baby
Weekend at Cheney's
Texas Chainsaw Bachelor Party
Gangs of New Hampshire
Romeo and Julio
3000 Miles to Stuckey's
A Woman Under the Interstate
Coal Miner's Donkey
Tickle Me Fredo
Triumphs of a Man Called Chowderhead
I See Bald People
From Dusk Til Ten-ish
Who's Afraid of Virginia Beach?
Elvis Saves Christmas
The Seduction of Joe Lieberman
Herbie Goes Apeshit
She Wore a Yellow Merkin
The Color of Monkeys
The Last Temptation of Snoop
The Man Who Wasn't Male
Full Metal Mullet
Ass Wide Shut
A Clockwork Orangutan
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Enema
I've Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
The Black Guy Dies in the First Reel
The Dampening
Escape From Hitler's Chimp
Thank God It's Freaky Friday After Next
Lawrence of Pawtucket
The Maltese Fairlane
Fire Walk This Way
Maury, Walk With Me
Sleepless in Sheboygan
The Bad News Bagels
Ice Station Zappa
Bedknobs and Buttplugs
Deconstructing Corey Feldman
From Justin to Gigli
The Squattening
The Groping Man
Love in the Time of Cauliflower
Dial M For Mayonnaise
The Massachusetts Skillsaw Debacle
Tartar Karma
The Passion of Chrysler
Year of the Ocelot
Midnight in the Garden of Dumb and Dumber
The Human Stain Remover
Remember the Alimony
A Night Without Midgets
His Game Was Parcheesi
Sammy and the Sorrowful Sack
The Killer Wore Corduroys
Schindler's Fist
An Eye For an Icepick
Catch Me in the Can
The Executioner's Songbook
Fiddler on the Roofies
I Left My Arm in Deaf Smith County
Jaywalking Tall
Abbott and Costello Meet a Crazy Homeless Man Who Cuts Their Fucking Heads Off
Raiding Neverland
Maria Full of Shit
The House of Flying Sporks
The Hours...I'll Never Get Back That I Spent Posting Fake Movie Titles