Hey look! Survivor has found 20 new assholes! Ian the dolphin trainer looks like trouble.

In other reality news, there goes the neighborhood! I can't wait for them to get pepper-sprayed and beaten with nightsticks during SXSW.

The Hick Flicks media juggernaut is rolling right along. Why, just today I came across an apparently unread review copy at Half Price Books. Thanks, supportive Austin media! To be fair, the Chronicle did run a little blurb in the film section. I should have held out for the cover story.