The management of Moonshine Mountain is fixin' to travel east for the holidays, so you can all look forward to tales of irritating travel mishaps in the near future. Meanwhile, if you're looking for a last-minute stocking stuffer, my endlessly fascinating tome Hick Flicks: The Rise and Fall of Redneck Cinema is hot off the presses and now available from Amazon.com and Barnes and Noble. Oh, the smiles you'll see on Christmas morning.