What drives traffic to Moonshine Mountain? Is it my insightful commentary on today’s pop culture? My humorous flights of fancy? My tales of woe and heartbreak? Using the amazing site meter technology, I have compiled a list of the phrases Joe and Jane Q. Public have typed into their search engines, little realizing those phrases would lead them here:

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Girl in a dunk tank?

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24 "ryan chapelle"

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Disturbing, no? Why bother trying to drive up your site’s hits with phrases like Britney’s wedding or Paris Hilton sex tape when what people really want to see is washed up or dead TV stars of the 70s in speedos?