The Moonshine Mountain empire continues to expand. No longer am I merely the movie janitor for the Star-Telegram. Henceforth, I will also cover the occasional lousy television program. Yes, the American dream of being paid to sit on the couch and watch crappy TV is finally mine. My first effort: Hercules.

(What's sad is that I actually wrote a lot more than that about Hercules. Regrettably, all my best rips at Sean Astin are gone.)