Oh yes, I've been neglectful of Moonshine Mountain lately. I've been buried under fall preview stuff for the Star-Telegram (my corporate overlords who forbid me from declaring The Brown Bunny the movie I'm most looking forward to), but sooner than later I will be updating this space with musings on a number of topics, possibly including (but not limited to): my landlady's stupid dogs, the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival, the upcoming Austin City Limits Music Festival, Open Water, Garden State, the Boston Red Sox, Tom Waits, and the Bush daughters. But for now I leave you with this news item, not for the squeamish.