Hey, kids! The new issue of Alternative Cinema magazine is now on newsstands, featuring a cover story on Bam Margera and CKY by yours truly! You know Bam, he's the guy who beats up his fat hairy father on William Shakespeare's Jackass. Yes, it's true, I'll write about anything if the money's right. Everyone pick up a copy or ten so they can pay me even more! I'll autograph it for you! Personally!